snakegay:

THIS HISTORICAL POST… THREATENED

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chaelstorm:

mens-rights-activia:

pissyelliott:

mens-rights-activia:

What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

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jackstoney:

im watching courage the cowardly dog and theres a Thanos tree

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youdonthavetohideyourself:

tygermama:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”

japanese gyoza? talented

indian samosas? brilliant

chinese bao? incredible

austrian knoedel? amazing

polish pierogi? showstopping

korean mandu? spectacular

italian ravioli? iconic

tibetan momo? outstanding 

american fritters? killer

literally anything vaguely resembling a dumpling no matter where it comes from or what’s in it? fucking a plus

this is one of the best things that ties humanity together

How dare you forget empanadas

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itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt:

sharonsgf:

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

SHE IS WISE

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thwiptom:

tumblr users changing their blogs after december 17th like

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itsfreerheelestate:

every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture

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